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Thursday, November 28th, 2002
12:39 am
Dear Jesus,

Why did you make norfolk?

Were you aware that it would suck as much as it does now.

Are you aware of the Bitchy Librarians?

Will you do away with them soon?..

...they keep me up all night. ::shivers:::

I think it is them that howl at night and come to eat my dog.

I think what they are really after are my overdue books. I think they also want to give me a pile of their shitty paper bookmarks.

. I don't THINK I would like that.

I don't think EITHER that I would like to pay 15 CENTS to copy a PAGE OF INFORMATION

It got jammed the other day, they laughed maliciously at me.

I cried.

They made me scan my ass.

the end.

(4-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Sunday, November 10th, 2002
12:45 am
hi.. I like Jesus

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Wednesday, June 26th, 2002
2:01 pm
NOrfolk blows

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Saturday, March 30th, 2002
11:34 pm
ARGHHHH I am so bored and I don't see Norfolk doing anything about it!! You suck, Norfolk

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1:05 pm
hey random thing but do people still post and read things to this??? well I'm not doubting that Norfolk sucks but I kinda miss it because I have been around there in a bit... maybe its the people I miss. I don't know

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Monday, November 5th, 2001
12:45 pm
dude like have you ever seen that old lady that wears the blue dress and brown coat every day of her life, even if it's like the summer time and 100 degrees and shit?

no, but seriously. i realize norfolk does has it's large quantity of suckiness. but really, i mean..when you think about it real hard..isn't norfolk a LOT..A LOT like every other suburban town in America? I mean, i can name a few in this area that are worse than us, like Sherborn for example. Every suburban town is filled with people that drive SUV's and minivans, and to a lesser extent the good ol' volvo wagon.

Norfolk does suck. Just sayin', is all.


(3-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Sunday, September 2nd, 2001
2:38 pm
I am quite enraged....
In one word,FUCK! School is starting soon..just shoot me why don't you?!? Bastards, making us take mid terms and finals and all that shit. I hate Norfolk and school. :::wings droop:::...::walks away into the darkness::

Current Mood: pissed off

(2-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Sunday, August 19th, 2001
11:00 pm
you know what no one has put anything into this in awhile so I thought I would just say Norfolk sucks :)

(1-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Wednesday, June 27th, 2001
12:35 am
A thought...
Don't you guys find it funny that there are like a million dry cleaning places there? coincidence or conspiracy?.....hehe *runs away*

Current Mood: contemplative

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Saturday, June 23rd, 2001
3:30 pm
Yuppie Food Stamps - The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We all owe $8 each, but all anybody's got is yuppie food stamps

SITCOMs: What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

is it me or dose this fit Norfolk prepay well? lol

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Wednesday, June 20th, 2001
12:44 pm
you know what is good in norfolk..the seedy guy at the food mart who checks out teenage girls and callls every one "princess" and charges you less if you're wearing a tank top.

(1-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Monday, June 18th, 2001
11:04 pm
today i was out at the busstop.....the "ghetto" if you will end of grove street....haha...not the gargantuian houses...and an audi, a lexus, a bmw, and a landrover all passed me within a matter of 5 minutes.....

i love my dad's beat up ford pick up that makes funny noises when you drive it.

(1-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Wednesday, June 13th, 2001
7:14 pm
i hate norfolk people whoi act like you're a moron just cause you have to ask them to repeat their order. MY GOD it was my first day. give me a break.

(4-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Saturday, June 9th, 2001
11:57 pm
oh I got a good one for ya. I was working in Norfolk on Friday and I got stopped by some guy and he was wondering what we were doing and he ended up talking to us for like 15 min. well that's not the story... it turns out he makes golfing greens in ppl's yards. its rather amusing. yeah he spent like 6000 on a lawn mower. how yuppie is that? if I had that much money I sure the hell wouldn't buy that. its like ok can you give me some of it??? yeah and after he said something like oh ok I will have to spread the gossip around the neighborhood. I was like ok are you are the gossip queen of the neighborhood, and do you have regular meetings? hehehe but I cant be all mean. he was a cool guy all in all.

(2-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

Thursday, June 7th, 2001
10:42 pm
You damn right Jesse! Have you ever noticed in a yuppy family. There is a dad who is a typical *pumpkin wumpkin* as Gary would say. He wears one of those baby carrier things that strap to the front of you like a friggin papoose. What the HELL is that?!? and all the little kids have one of those power wheel things that drive like a car..man I have ALWAYS wanted one of those. Or you go outside and you notice a mini van...a damned mini van. My dad is a jeep man..always have been...never minded much. *grins* Oh man its late and I'm acting like an fool. night night

Current Mood: annoyed

(2-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

9:40 pm
you ever notice the prices of the boxes that they call houses? like 450 - 500 its ridiculous. its getting so only the yuppies can live there. I sure the hell couldn't afford to live there. and there isn't anything to do... you have to travel outside of ton to do anything worthwhile. that leave a lot of younger person unable to do anything exciting. that in turn lead to #1 Internet freaks, #2 crazy ppl, #3 or ppl who steal appointment books from bowling places and demand that a pin form alley 7 and several pairs of shoes were to be dropped off for them. its sad you know. so sad.

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Tuesday, June 5th, 2001
6:07 pm
hats off to mary for making this community because norfolk is nothing but yuppies who think they are friggin better than the rest of the goddamn world around them.....


that is all.

Current Mood: amused

(6-reasons why I don't like this town- | Speak your mind fool!)

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